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RECAP: Real Housewives Of Melbourne – Season 3, Episode 1
Shine, shine, shine! The rich, shiny ladies are back. Starting the episode with a series preview tells us….DDD-Drama is coming. But wait, new opening catch phrases for all! “I’m not everyone’s drink of...
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RECAP: Real Housewives Of Melbourne – Season 3, Episode 2
Episode two, coming atcha. We open at Jackie’s with Jackie’s mum and her professional rockstar husband Ben. The mum wants to talk about babies and maybe Ben’s “chubby”. The mum reckons Jackie needs a...
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RECAP: Real Housewives of Melbourne – Season 3, Episode 3
OUR BELOVED WOLF PUP IS BACK. We open at Gamble’s house with Wolfie and her stepson Luke. They are discussing Pettifleur. Wolfie likes her for some reason despite how she treats Gamble. Does he watch...
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RECAP: Real Housewives of Melbourne – Season 3, Episode 4
We open this weeks ep, with the ladies screaming a firey vengeance at Pettifleur. FUN. This is mere moments after Pettifleur rejected Gamble’s invitation to her wedding. Well, yep. Why did you do that...
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RECAP: Real Housewives Of Melbourne – Season 3, Episode 5
We open in Byron Bay – i.e look at all the rich and tanned poshos. Gamble and Wolfie are casually in front of a lighthouse, for some reason. | WANT MORE? Catch all TheVine’s RHOM Reviews Here. Wolfie...
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RECAP: Real Housewives Of Melbourne – Season 3, Episode 6
We join the wedding party still in Byron Bay. Lydia says: “How good does Gina look tonight!”. Poor Lydia got confused. The wedding was for G-A-M-B-L-E. But who can blame her, they basically share a...
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RECAP: Real Housewives Of Melbourne – Season 3, Episode 7
Did we know this episode was brought to us by Chemist Warehouse? Which happens to be Gina Liano’s fragrance outlet? Fancy that! But quick, we are at Lydia’s house and Lydia is shouting bloody murder at...
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RECAP: Real Housewives Of Melbourne – Season 3, Episode 8
We are back – and this week get ready for some… D.R.A.M.A. At Chyka’s house, she is packing with daughter Chessie, they are choosing outfits for Dubai. Chyka says she wants to do a story on her blog...
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RECAP: Real Housewives Of Melbourne – Season 3, Episode 9
Jump on the roast train. We have two stops – Pettifleur and Lydia – and it’s going to be a bumpy ride. We are still in Dubai in the middle of the desert at the dinner from hell. It’s Hell’s Kitchen...
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RECAP: Real Housewives Of Melbourne – Season 3, Episode 10
Things kick off… and we are still in fucking Dubai, the city where housewives permanently scream at one another, and the only travel activities that exist are trying to destroy each others souls. I...
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RECAP: Real Housewives Of Melbourne – Season 3, Episode 11
Finale tyyyyyyyme! We left the girls with Pettifleur storming off, leaving Lydia sitting at the table friendless, this was after Pettifleur defended Lydia to all the gals. Lydia thanked her by telling...
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The Vine’s Real Housewives Of Melbourne Reunion Drinking Game
As our beloved ‘Real Housewives of Melbourne’ wraps up for its third (and arguably best) season, tonight the always catty and heavily botoxed Alex Perry will host the reunion, and its sure to get nasty...
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